I am pleased to announce that a consortium of psychiatric social workers based in Epsom & Ewell have obtained permission from the council to offer a service to people suffering from PEBSD during their off-duty hours. The rates they propose to charge compare very favorably with those charged by plumbers and car mechanics, that is to say £35 an hour with a 25% discount for concessions.
Text 'PEBSD' to get full details by return.
PS: for those who have not been following the news, PEBSD is post equine burger stress disorder, an unpleasant (although rarely fatal) complaint which can, in the present climate, be triggered by the ingestion of the equine DNA in otherwise beefy burgers.
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